U GO FEAR ENGLISH

A professor drove into a
petrol station
in his sleek, range rover
sports:
Professor: guy, abeg
give me full tank (in
brkn english)
Attendant: I only speak
english,
Professor: Ok brother,
good
morning.
I currently feel a
profound
desire to replenish the
propellant of my
motorized
automobile.
Therefore I cordially
request
you to transfer from
your
subterranean reservoir
a
sufficient
quantity of the
combustible
fluid of the highest
octane
rating to fill the
appropriate
receptacle
of the said means of
perambulation to the
brim...
Attendant: Bros na play
I dey
play ooo, ah u don vex b
dat.
how much fuel u wan
buy...

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Beware! Protect your privacy.

Dear members, If you visit a cyber cafe and find any black pin
attached to your CPU as shown in the picture, kindly do not use that
system. This pin is actually a connectionwhich saves all your data you
enter in the system.
Thus it's ...a risk to your privacy over internet. Risk to your email
accout password, facebook password, intrnet banking account passwords
or any data you enter.
It's a hardware keylogger & is very powerful. It records each and
every action of your system.

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Crime Alert for Everyone.

SECURITY ALERT:
Kindly note there is a new
technique used by robbers and
car jackers to escape from arrest
due to their criminal activities.
They
are collecting used scratch cards
and once they abandon the car or
where they dump the dead
bodies
they leave the already used
scratch
card at the scene. Once the police
arrive they are using the scratch
card serial numbers to track on
which phone number it was
loaded then they start tracking
the
phone number owner. Already
two
people are in Kirikiri who fell
victim
of the trick.
TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE
Once you load airtime make sure
you destroy the card before you
dispose it to avoid such
incidences.
PLEASE SHARE THIS WITH
EVERYONE,
IT SAVE
{LIKE If YOu GAt tHA MEssaGE}

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