A professor drove into a
petrol station
in his sleek, range rover
sports:
Professor: guy, abeg
give me full tank (in
brkn english)
Attendant: I only speak
english,
Professor: Ok brother,
good
morning.
I currently feel a
profound
desire to replenish the
propellant of my
motorized
automobile.
Therefore I cordially
request
you to transfer from
your
subterranean reservoir
a
sufficient
quantity of the
combustible
fluid of the highest
octane
rating to fill the
appropriate
receptacle
of the said means of
perambulation to the
brim...
Attendant: Bros na play
I dey
play ooo, ah u don vex b
dat.
how much fuel u wan
buy...
petrol station
in his sleek, range rover
sports:
Professor: guy, abeg
give me full tank (in
brkn english)
Attendant: I only speak
english,
Professor: Ok brother,
good
morning.
I currently feel a
profound
desire to replenish the
propellant of my
motorized
automobile.
Therefore I cordially
request
you to transfer from
your
subterranean reservoir
a
sufficient
quantity of the
combustible
fluid of the highest
octane
rating to fill the
appropriate
receptacle
of the said means of
perambulation to the
brim...
Attendant: Bros na play
I dey
play ooo, ah u don vex b
dat.
how much fuel u wan
buy...
